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Brethren Forever
Name: Brethren Forever
Members: 16
Created: 10/12/2009 9:01:06 PM
Leader: King Khain Dragonborn
Information
From
the world of Utopia the brethren of the coast set sail towards VU. We
have arrived, The Pirates have landed and is settling in VU. Mark the
name Brethren Forever for this is who we are. Argh!
Brethren Forever is a Monarchy with a supporting Oligarchy.
The
monarchs are Her Royal Highness Queen Ays of Reason and the one and
only Dragon of Wrath. The Oligarchy consist of the true brethren, those
who have proven their loyalty and devotion to our proud Kingdom. They
are all listed as Vice on this kingdompage. Any messages from outside
kingdoms should be sent to the Monarchs or the appointed Kingdom
Diplomat.
Before you foolishly decide that waging war on our
Kingdom is a good idea you should read what some of our enemies in
Utopia say about us:
"May I ask why your kingdom is not named "The Sleeping Dragon" ?
Because, a dragon, your kingdom is!
Had
I known it, we wouldn"t have thought of troubling the sleep of such a
foe. I say "sleep", because from the reconnaissance we gathered, over
the 72 hours prior to the start of our actions, your kingdom appeared
very calm / on the same activity level as ours.
It was my error.
A thorough scanning of your people"s land would have shown me the
military troops hidden under every roof and below every bridge or tree.
I was caught in the trap.
This will force me, unfortunately, to
set my kingdom again on the track of the Peaceful growth scheme for
some time - where we fare better. We can"t afford, on the morale side,
to have such a defeat too often."
NOTE:
This kingdom is Hanky Panky approved